Well, we've come to the end of the show...thank God! Honestly, I don't think this ceremony's been very representative of mainstream opinion. Do you have any idea how many members of my Facebook group there are?! I'll show you... DARYL GETS OUT HIS LAPTOP.Right...number of fans...44! Oh, sorry, that's the Australian Tumbleweeds Facebook page - LOSERS!!! I have about 55 billion.
BLACKMAN INEXPLICABLY, SOMEONE PLAYS THE "ENTERED THEY TOGETHER, THE JACUZZI" AUDIO CLIP.SOMERS Anyway, 2010's here and I'll be coming back on to your screens soon - so no need to panic that there'll be any more Double Take or Beached Az...for a while at least. But what other delights can we expect in the world of comedy and entertainment this year? Well, it's the end of the show. And, you know, we here at Hey Hey... who's left of us...have really enjoyed being back on your screens once again. I was talking to one of the crew, Robbo, before - he's been here since 1959...no one really knows why, these awards didn't start until 2006...but Robbo's been here all the same. Anyway, we were remembering the great old days of TV light entertainment - IMT, The Don Lane Show, Countdown Revolution, Man-O-Man... - and we realised there's something that unites them all: drums. That's right, drums. And in fact everything connected with drums: drum sticks, drum skins, drum suppliers... Where would we be without the humble drum supplier? It's the humble drum supplier that binds together any good entertainment programme, in fact... WITHOUT WARNING, THE "NURSE" AUDIO CLIP IS PLAYED.You just watch it with the clips, Tregonning!
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SOMERS RIOTING TUMBLIES VOTERS START TO STORM THE STAGE. SOMERS RUNS, BUT NOT BEFORE HE'S AWKWARDLY SHAKEN HANDS WITH SEVERAL OF HIS FACEBOOK FANS. THE HEY HEY BAND PLAY, BALLOONS DROP FROM THE CEILING AND THE CREDITS ROLL. JUST BEFORE HE MAKES A RUN FOR IT TOO, JOHN BLACKMAN SAYS A FEW FINAL WORDS...BLACKMAN When in Sydney, I choose to stay at my mate Barry's place. This has been a Somers-Tumblies production for the internet. FOR NO REASON, "FOLKS ARE DUMB WHERE I COME FROM" IS PLAYED ONE FINAL TIME. FADE TO BLACK.
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